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import mechanize
from random import randrange
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import time


    

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br = mechanize.Browser()
#br.set_all_readonly(False)    # allow everything to be written to
br.set_handle_robots(False)   # ignore robots
br.set_handle_refresh(False)  # can sometimes hang without this
br.addheaders = [('User-agent', 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008071615 Fedora/3.0.1-1.fc9 Firefox/3.0.1')]


    

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response = br.open('http://www.joe-ks.com/factsheets/inspirations.php')


    

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html = response.read()


    

    




---------------------------------------------------------------------------
AttributeError                            Traceback (most recent call last)
<ipython-input-28-8bdae0b2f427> in <module>()
----> 1 html = response.read()

C:\Users\David\Anaconda\lib\site-packages\mechanize\_urllib2_fork.pyc in __getattr__(self, attr)
    171                 getattr(self, 'get_' + name)()
    172                 return getattr(self, attr)
--> 173         raise AttributeError, attr
    174 
    175     def get_method(self):

AttributeError: read

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print html[6650:6700]


    

    




8"></a><center>Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeti

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response = br.click_link(link)


    

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html = response.read()
print html[6650:6700]


    

    




8"></a><center>Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeti

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for link in br.links(text_regex='2'):
    print link


    

    




Link(base_url='http://www.joe-ks.com/factsheets/inspirations.php', url='#', text='2', tag='a', attrs=[('class', 'navigation'), ('href', '#'), ('title', 'Jump to page 2'), ('onclick', "fnFactsSubmitForm('2');")])
Link(base_url='http://www.joe-ks.com/factsheets/inspirations.php', url='#', text='2', tag='a', attrs=[('class', 'navigation'), ('href', '#'), ('title', 'Jump to page 2'), ('onclick', "fnFactsSubmitForm('2');")])

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print link


    

    




Link(base_url='http://www.joe-ks.com/factsheets/inspirations.php', url='#', text='2', tag='a', attrs=[('class', 'navigation'), ('href', '#'), ('title', 'Jump to page 2'), ('onclick', "fnFactsSubmitForm('2');")])

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counter = 2

while counter < 4:
    
    if str(counter) in listlink:
        for link in br.links():
            if link.text == str(counter):
                request = br.click_link(link)
                response = br.follow_link(link)
                html = request.read()
                break
    time.sleep(randrange(2)*5)
    counter += 1
    
    print html[1000:1500]+'\n***\n'


    

    




---------------------------------------------------------------------------
AttributeError                            Traceback (most recent call last)
<ipython-input-18-b9a4cace76c2> in <module>()
      8                 request = br.click_link(link)
      9                 #response = br.follow_link(link)
---> 10                 html = request.read()
     11                 break
     12     time.sleep(randrange(2)*5)

C:\Users\David\Anaconda\lib\site-packages\mechanize\_urllib2_fork.pyc in __getattr__(self, attr)
    171                 getattr(self, 'get_' + name)()
    172                 return getattr(self, attr)
--> 173         raise AttributeError, attr
    174 
    175     def get_method(self):

AttributeError: read

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for link in br.links():
    print link.text


    

    




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But don&#39;t forget he is not your friend.<br><i><font color="blue">Paulo Coelho</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17023"></a><center>A friend can tell you things you don&#39;t want to tell yourself.<br><i><font color="blue">Frances Weller</font></i><br><font size="-1"><i>Boat Song</i></font></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17022"></a><center>Beulah, peel me a grape.<br><i><font color="blue">Mae West</font></i><br><font size="-1"><i>I&#39;m No Angel</i></font></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17021"></a><center>Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.<br><i><font color="blue">Sophia Loren</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17020"></a><center>He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster.<br><i><font color="blue">Jonathan Swift</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17019"></a><center>The English never draw a line without blurring it.<br><i><font color="blue">Winston Churchill</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17018"></a><center>I don&#39;t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I&#39;m the sap.<br><i><font color="blue">Fred Allen</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17017"></a><center>I speak two languages, English and Body.<br><i><font color="blue">Mae West</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17016"></a><center>One can survive everything nowadays, except death.<br><i><font color="blue">Oscar Wilde</font></i><br><font size="-1"><i>A Woman of No Importance</i></font></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17015"></a><center>Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.<br><i><font color="blue">Ralph Bus</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17014"></a><center>Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.<br><i><font color="blue">Mae West</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17013"></a><center>Parents should leave books lying around marked &quot;forbidden&quot; if they want their children to read.<br><i><font color="blue">Doris Lessing</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17012"></a><center>Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.<br><i><font color="blue">Frank Zappa</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17011"></a><center>One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.<br><i><font color="blue">Oscar Wilde</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17010"></a><center>My favorite animal is steak.<br><i><font color="blue">Fran Lebowitz</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17009"></a><center>If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.<br><i><font color="blue">Oscar Wilde</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17008"></a><center>The more I practice, the luckier I get.<br><i><font color="blue">Gary Player</font></i></center></td></tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="action"><center>&nbsp;</center></td>\n</tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan="6" class="quotes"><a name="17007"></a><center>Politicians are the same all over. 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start_pos = 0
for i in range(len(listlink)):
    if start_pos == 0:
        if listlink[i][:8] == 'Headshot':
            start_pos = i - 1


    

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pos = start_pos

import pickle

results = []

while listlink[pos+1][:8] == 'Headshot' and pos <85:
    print pos
    for link in br.links():
        #print link.text, link.url,
        if link.url == listurl[pos]:
            print listlink[pos] ############
            time.sleep((randrange(3)+1)*3)
            resp2 = br.follow_link(link)
            html = resp2.read()
            soup = BeautifulSoup(html)
            tempdict = {}
            tempdict['name'] = str(soup.find("input", attrs={'name':"FullName"})).replace("<input name=\"FullName\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"", '').replace("\"/>", '')
            tempdict['sex'] = str(soup.find("input", attrs={'name':"Gender"})).replace("<input name=\"Gender\" type=\"Hidden\" value=\"", '').replace("\"/>", '')
            tempdict['films'] = str(soup.find("div", attrs={'class':"moviecount"})).replace("<div class=\"moviecount\">", '').replace(" Titles</div>", '')
            results.append(tempdict)
            break
    br.back()
    pos += 2


    

    




77
420 Stroker
79
A. D.
81
A.J. Bailey
83
A.J. Harwood

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results


    

    
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[{'films': '2', 'name': '420 Stroker', 'sex': 'm'},
 {'films': '2', 'name': '420 Stroker', 'sex': 'm'},
 {'films': '32', 'name': 'A.J. Bailey', 'sex': 'f'},
 {'films': '32', 'name': 'A.J. Bailey', 'sex': 'f'}]

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listurl[77:90]


    

    
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['/person.rme/perfid=420Stroker/gender=m/420-stroker.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=420Stroker/gender=m/420-stroker.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AD/gender=m/a%2e-d%2e.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AD/gender=m/a%2e-d%2e.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJBailey/gender=f/a%2ej%2e-bailey.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJBailey/gender=f/a%2ej%2e-bailey.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJHarwood/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-harwood.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJHarwood/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-harwood.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJIrons/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-irons.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AJIrons/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-irons.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AjLong/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-long.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AjLong/gender=m/a%2ej%2e-long.htm',
 '/person.rme/perfid=AaliyahBrown/gender=f/aaliyah-brown.htm']

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# x = soup.findAll("td", attrs={'valign' :'top'})
# x = soup.select('td td')
# x = soup.findAll("b")


    

    




<input name="FullName" type="hidden" value="420 Stroker"/>
<input name="Gender" type="Hidden" value="m"/>
<div class="moviecount">2 Titles</div>

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#

problems = []

for bigram in bigrams:
    response = br.open("http://incompetech.com/named/")
    time.sleep(randrange(5)*5)
    print bigram,
    thispage = 1
    br.form = list(br.forms())[0]  # use when form is unnamed
    namecontrol = br.form.find_control("name")
    namecontrol.value = bigram
    formresponse = br.submit()
    time.sleep(randrange(5)*3)
    html = formresponse.read()
    #extract(html, bigram)
    if html.find("You can narrow your search in the following ways") > -1:
        problems.append(bigram)
    else:
#         stopit = False
#         while stopit == False:
#             thispage += 1
#             linknames = []
#             for link in br.links():
#                 linknames.append(link.text)
#             if str(thispage) in linknames:
#                 for link in br.links():
#                     if link.text == str(thispage):
#                         request = br.click_link(link)
#                         response = br.follow_link(link)
#                         html = response.read()
#                         extract(html, bigram)
#             else:
#                 stopit = True
                
        pass
    br.back()
    
print problems


    

    




ma mb mc md me mf mg mh mi mj mk ml mm mn mo mp mq mr ms mt mu mv mw mx my mz na nb nc nd ne nf ng nh ni nj nk nl nm nn no np nq nr ns nt nu nv nw nx ny nz oa ob oc od oe of og oh oi oj ok ol om on oo op oq or os ot ou ov ow ox oy oz pa pb pc pd pe pf pg ph pi pj pk pl pm pn po pp pq pr ps pt pu pv pw px py pz qa qb qc qd qe qf qg qh qi qj qk ql qm qn qo qp qq qr qs qt qu qv qw qx qy qz ra rb rc rd re rf rg rh ri rj rk rl rm rn ro rp rq rr rs rt ru rv rw rx ry rz sa sb sc sd se sf sg sh si sj sk sl sm sn so sp sq sr ss st su sv sw sx sy sz ta tb tc td te tf tg th ti tj tk tl tm tn to tp tq tr ts tt tu tv tw tx ty tz ua ub uc ud ue uf ug uh ui uj uk ul um un uo up uq ur us ut uu uv uw ux uy uz va vb vc vd ve vf vg vh vi vj vk vl vm vn vo vp vq vr vs vt vu vv vw vx vy vz wa wb wc wd we wf wg wh wi wj wk wl wm wn wo wp wq wr ws wt wu wv ww wx wy wz xa xb xc xd xe xf xg xh xi xj xk xl xm xn xo xp xq xr xs xt xu xv xw xx xy xz ya yb yc yd ye yf yg yh yi yj yk yl ym yn yo yp yq yr ys yt yu yv yw yx yy yz za zb zc zd ze zf zg zh zi zj zk zl zm zn zo zp zq zr zs zt zu zv zw zx zy zz ['ma', 'na', 'on', 'ra']

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soup = BeautifulSoup(html)
trlist = []
for tr in soup.find_all('tr'):
  if str(tr)[:18] == '<tr><td class=\"tan':
      trlist.append(tr)
# for item in trlist:
#   if str(item)[21:24].lower() == bigram:
#       names.append(item)


    

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str(soup.find_all('tr')[10])[:18]


    

    
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'<tr><td class="tan'

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print problems
toredo = ['al', 'an', 'ar', 'el', 'en', 'ha', 'ia', 'in', 'la', 'ma', 'na', 'on', 'ra']
trigrams = []
for problem in toredo:
    for ltr in alphabet:
        trigrams.append(problem+ltr)


    

    




['ma', 'na', 'on', 'ra']

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moreproblems = []
names = []

for trigram in trigrams:
    response = br.open("http://incompetech.com/named/")
    print trigram,
    time.sleep(randrange(5)*3+1)
    thispage = 1
    br.form = list(br.forms())[0]  # use when form is unnamed
    namecontrol = br.form.find_control("name")
    namecontrol.value = trigram
    formresponse = br.submit()
    html = formresponse.read()
    extract(html, trigram)
    if html.find("You can narrow your search in the following ways") > -1:
        moreproblems.append(trigram)
    else:
        stopit = False
        while stopit == False:
            thispage += 1
            linknames = []
            for link in br.links():
                linknames.append(link.text)
            if str(thispage) in linknames:
                for link in br.links():
                    if link.text == str(thispage):
                        request = br.click_link(link)
                        response = br.follow_link(link)
                        html = response.read()
                        extract(html, trigram)
            else:
                stopit = True
                
        time.sleep(randrange(4)*2+1)
    #br.back()
print " "
print moreproblems
with open('incompetechtri.txt', 'w+') as f:
  for name in names:
        f.write(str(name)+'\n')


    

    




ala alb alc ald ale alf alg alh ali alj alk all alm aln alo alp alq alr als alt alu alv alw alx aly alz ana anb anc and ane anf ang anh ani anj ank anl anm ann ano anp anq anr ans ant anu anv anw anx any anz ara arb arc ard are arf arg arh ari arj ark arl arm arn aro arp arq arr ars art aru arv arw arx ary arz ela elb elc eld ele elf elg elh eli elj elk ell elm eln elo elp elq elr els elt elu elv elw elx ely elz ena enb enc end ene enf eng enh eni enj enk enl enm enn eno enp enq enr ens ent enu env enw enx eny enz haa hab hac had hae haf hag hah hai haj hak hal ham han hao hap haq har has hat hau hav haw hax hay haz iaa iab iac iad iae iaf iag iah iai iaj iak ial iam ian iao iap iaq iar ias iat iau iav iaw iax iay iaz ina inb inc ind ine inf ing inh ini inj ink inl inm inn ino inp inq inr ins int inu inv inw inx iny inz laa lab lac lad lae laf lag lah lai laj lak lal lam lan lao lap laq lar las lat lau lav law lax lay laz maa mab mac mad mae maf mag mah mai maj mak mal mam man mao map maq mar mas mat mau mav maw max may maz naa nab nac nad nae naf nag nah nai naj nak nal nam nan nao nap naq nar nas nat nau nav naw nax nay naz ona onb onc ond one onf ong onh oni onj onk onl onm onn ono onp onq onr ons ont onu onv onw onx ony onz raa rab rac rad rae raf rag rah rai raj rak ral ram ran rao rap raq rar ras rat rau rav raw rax ray raz  
[]

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with open('incompetech.txt', 'w+') as f:
  for name in names:
        f.write(str(name)+'\n')


    

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import pandas as pd
df_meanings = pd.DataFrame()
df_variants = pd.DataFrame()
error_catcher = []

with open('incompetechall.txt', 'r+') as f:
    for line in f.readlines():
        try:
            ls = line.strip().split('\t')
            name = ls[0]
            sex = ls[2]
            if sex == 'Male':
                sex = 'M'
            if sex == 'Female':
                sex = 'F'
            df_meanings = df_meanings.append(pd.DataFrame({'name':[name], 'origin':[ls[1]], 'sex':[sex], 'meaning':[ls[3]]}), ignore_index=True)
            if len(ls)>4:
                vars = ls[4].split(', ')
                for var in vars:
                    df_variants = df_variants.append(pd.DataFrame({'name':[name], 'sex':[sex], 'variant':[var]}), ignore_index=True)
        
        except:
            error_catcher.append(line)
        
                
                
print error_catcher

df_meanings.reset_index(drop=True, inplace=True)
df_variants.reset_index(drop=True, inplace=True)

df_meanings.to_pickle('df_meaning.pickle')
df_variants.to_pickle('df_variants.pickle')


    

    




['Kafu\tTongan\tCovering\n', 'Kawana\tAustralian-Aboriginal\tFemale\n', 'Ligongo\tAfrican-Male\tWho is he?\n', 'Trutta\tAustralian-Aboriginal\tFemale\n', 'Wanikiya\tNAm.-Indian---Lakota\tMale\t\n', 'Lakkari\tAustralian-Aboriginal\tHoneysuckle tree\n']

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import pandas as pd


    

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df = pd.read_pickle('df_meaning.pickle')


    

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df2 = pd.DataFrame()
for idx, row in df.iterrows():
    if df.sex[idx] == 'Male/Female' or df.sex[idx] == 'Both':
        n = df.name[idx]
        o = df.origin[idx]
        m = df.meaning[idx]
        df.sex[idx] = 'M'
        df2 = df2.append(pd.DataFrame({'name':[n],'sex':['F'],'origin':[o],'meaning':[m]}), ignore_index = True)

df.append(df2, ignore_index=True)
df.reset_index(drop=True,inplace=True)


    

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df2 = df[(df.sex != 'F') & (df.sex != 'M')]
df2


    

    
Out[27]:






  

    

      

      
meaning
      
name
      
origin
      
sex
    
  
  

    

      
5042 
      
 Kerklan, Kirklan
      
 Kirkland
      
      Old-English-Male
      
 From the church land
    
    

      
6454 
      
    God will hear
      
   Osahar
      
               African
      
                 Male
    
    

      
7016 
      
             Rhet
      
    Rhett
      
           Old-English
      
       Mighty, strong
    
    

      
8955 
      
     Wahad, Wahib
      
   Wahhab
      
                Arabic
      
     Presenter, giver
    
    

      
9675 
      
           Female
      
    Alika
      
               African
      
           - Nigerian
    
    

      
9942 
      
            Arkel
      
   Arkell
      
             Old-Norse
      
       Eagle cauldron
    
    

      
10071
      
             Elis
      
    Ellis
      
                Hebrew
      
   The Lord is my God
    
    

      
10487
      
            Lemon
      
   Lamani
      
                Tongan
      
                 Male
    
    

      
10815
      
             Male
      
    Mansa
      
               African
      
            - Swahili
    
    

      
10845
      
             Male
      
   Marama
      
                      
      
           Polynesian
    
    

      
10943
      
           Massie
      
   Massey
      
           Old-English
      
                 Twin
    
    

      
11051
      
          Lookout
      
     Nain
      
 Australian-Aboriginal
      
                 Male
    
    

      
11123
      
   Nerela, Narele
      
  Narelle
      
 Australian-Aboriginal
      
   Woman from the sea
    
  

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dfv = pd.read_pickle('df_variants.pickle')


    

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df.meaning.ix[5042] = 'From the church land'
df.origin.ix[5042] = 'Old-English'
df.sex.ix[5042] = 'M'
df.sex.ix[6454] = 'M'
df.meaning.ix[7016] = 'Mighty, strong'
df.sex.ix[7016] = 'M'
df.meaning.ix[8955] = 'Presenter, giver'
df.sex.ix[8955] = 'M'
df.meaning.ix[9675] = 'Most beautiful'
df.origin.ix[9675] = 'African---Nigerian'
df.sex.ix[9675] = 'F'
dfv = dfv[dfv.name != 'Alika']
df.meaning.ix[9942] = 'Eagle cauldron'
df.sex.ix[9942] = 'M'

df.meaning.ix[10071] = 'The Lord is my God'
df.sex.ix[10071] = 'M'

df.sex.ix[10487] = 'M'

df.meaning.ix[10815] = 'King'
df.origin.ix[10815] = 'African---Swahili'
df.sex.ix[10815] = 'M'
dfv = dfv[dfv.name != 'Mansa']

df.meaning.ix[10845] = 'Moon'
df.origin.ix[10845] = 'Polynesian'
df.sex.ix[10845] = 'M'
dfv = dfv[dfv.name != 'Marama']

df.meaning.ix[10943] = 'Twin'


    

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dv = {'name': ['Kirkland', 'Kirkland', 'Rhett', 'Wahhab', 'Wahhab', 'Arkell', 'Ellis', 'Massey', 'Narelle', 'Narelle'],
      'variant': ['Kerklan', 'Kirklan', 'Rhet', 'Wahad', 'Wahib', 'Arkel', 'Elis', 'Massie', 'Nerela', 'Narele'],
	  'sex': ['M', 'M', 'M', 'M', 'M', 'M', 'M', 'M', 'F', 'F']}


    

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dfv=dfv.append(pd.DataFrame(dv))


    

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dfv.tail(50)


    

    
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name
      
sex
      
variant
    
  
  

    

      
16444
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
           Ramon
    
    

      
16445
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
          Ramond
    
    

      
16446
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
         Ramonde
    
    

      
16447
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
          Ramone
    
    

      
16448
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
             Ray
    
    

      
16449
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
         Rayment
    
    

      
16450
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
 Reamonn (Irish)
    
    

      
16451
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
         Redmond
    
    

      
16452
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
         Reymond
    
    

      
16453
      
  Raymond
      
 M
      
        Reymondo
    
    

      
16454
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
         Raemond
    
    

      
16455
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
        Raemonda
    
    

      
16456
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
         Raimond
    
    

      
16457
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
        Raimonda
    
    

      
16458
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
        Raimonde
    
    

      
16459
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
           Rayma
    
    

      
16460
      
 Raymonde
      
 F
      
        Raymonda
    
    

      
16461
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
            Raen
    
    

      
16462
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
           Raena
    
    

      
16463
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
            Rain
    
    

      
16464
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
           Raina
    
    

      
16465
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
           Raine
    
    

      
16466
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
           Reina
    
    

      
16467
      
    Rayna
      
 F
      
           Reyna
    
    

      
16468
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Ragnar
    
    

      
16469
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Rainar
    
    

      
16470
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Rainer
    
    

      
16471
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
         Rainier
    
    

      
16472
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Rainor
    
    

      
16473
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
         Ranieri
    
    

      
16474
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Raynar
    
    

      
16475
      
   Raynor
      
 M
      
          Rayner
    
    

      
16476
      
     Razi
      
 F
      
         Razilee
    
    

      
16477
      
     Razi
      
 F
      
          Razili
    
    

      
16478
      
   Raziah
      
 F
      
           Razia
    
    

      
16479
      
   Raziah
      
 F
      
         Raziela
    
    

      
16480
      
   Raziah
      
 F
      
         Razilee
    
    

      
16481
      
   Raziah
      
 F
      
          Razili
    
    

      
16482
      
   Raziah
      
 F
      
          Raziya
    
    

      
16483
      
   Razzaq
      
 M
      
           Razaq
    
    

      
0    
      
 Kirkland
      
 M
      
         Kerklan
    
    

      
1    
      
 Kirkland
      
 M
      
         Kirklan
    
    

      
2    
      
    Rhett
      
 M
      
            Rhet
    
    

      
3    
      
   Wahhab
      
 M
      
           Wahad
    
    

      
4    
      
   Wahhab
      
 M
      
           Wahib
    
    

      
5    
      
   Arkell
      
 M
      
           Arkel
    
    

      
6    
      
    Ellis
      
 M
      
            Elis
    
    

      
7    
      
   Massey
      
 M
      
          Massie
    
    

      
8    
      
  Narelle
      
 F
      
          Nerela
    
    

      
9    
      
  Narelle
      
 F
      
          Narele
    
  

In [44]:

    

df2 = pd.DataFrame()
dfv.reset_index(drop=True, inplace=True)
for idx, row in dfv.iterrows():
    if dfv.sex[idx] == 'Male/Female' or dfv.sex[idx] == 'Both':
        n = dfv.name[idx]
        dfv.sex[idx] = 'M'
        v = dfv.variant[idx]
        df2 = df2.append(pd.DataFrame({'name':[n],'sex':['F'],'variant':[v]}), ignore_index = True)

dfv.append(df2, ignore_index=True)
dfv.reset_index(drop=True,inplace=True)


    

In [45]:

    

dfv.tail()


    

    
Out[45]:






  

    

      

      
name
      
sex
      
variant
    
  
  

    

      
16489
      
  Arkell
      
 M
      
  Arkel
    
    

      
16490
      
   Ellis
      
 M
      
   Elis
    
    

      
16491
      
  Massey
      
 M
      
 Massie
    
    

      
16492
      
 Narelle
      
 F
      
 Nerela
    
    

      
16493
      
 Narelle
      
 F
      
 Narele
    
  

In [46]:

    

dfv.sex.unique()


    

    
Out[46]:





array(['F', 'M', '- Nigerian', ' Male', '- Swahili', 'Polynesian'], dtype=object)

In [2]:

    

df.to_pickle('df_meaning_incompetech.pickle')
dfv.to_pickle('df_variants_incompetech.pickle')


    

    




---------------------------------------------------------------------------
NameError                                 Traceback (most recent call last)
<ipython-input-2-a18cc88d4b04> in <module>()
----> 1 df.to_pickle('df_meaning_incompetech.pickle')
      2 dfv.to_pickle('df_variants_ict.pickle')

NameError: name 'df' is not defined

In [4]:

    

import pandas as pd
df = pd.read_pickle('df_variants_ict.pickle')


    

In [6]:

    

df[df.variant.str.contains("\(")].head(10)


    

    
Out[6]:






  

    

      

      
name
      
sex
      
variant
    
  
  

    

      
88 
      
   Abelia
      
 F
      
 Abelle (feminine of Abel)
    
    

      
101
      
  Abigail
      
 F
      
          Abaigeal (Irish)
    
    

      
229
      
     Adam
      
 M
      
           Adamo (Italian)
    
    

      
231
      
     Adam
      
 M
      
            Adan (Spanish)
    
    

      
232
      
     Adam
      
 M
      
         Adao (Portuguese)
    
    

      
242
      
     Adam
      
 M
      
            Ado (Estonian)
    
    

      
243
      
     Adam
      
 M
      
       Adomas (Lithuanian)
    
    

      
268
      
 Adelaide
      
 F
      
          Adalia (Spanish)
    
    

      
275
      
 Adelaide
      
 F
      
         Adelajda (Polish)
    
    

      
277
      
 Adelaide
      
 F
      
         Adelhaid (German)
    
  

In [7]:

    

df['parenthetical_info']=''


    

In [8]:

    

x = df.variant.ix[88]


    

In [9]:

    

x


    

    
Out[9]:





'Abelle (feminine of Abel)'

In [10]:

    

import re


    

In [14]:

    

print re.search(" \(.+\)", x).group(0)[2:-1]


    

    




feminine of Abel

In [15]:

    

print re.sub(" \(.+\)", '', x)


    

    




Abelle

In [16]:

    

for i in range(len(df)):
    var = df.variant.iloc[i]
    if re.search(" \(.+\)", var):
        df.variant.iloc[i] = re.sub(" \(.+\)", '', var)
        df.parenthetical_info[i] = re.search(" \(.+\)", var).group(0)[2:-1]


    

In [17]:

    

print df[df.parenthetical_info != ''].head(10)


    

    




         name sex   variant parenthetical_info
88     Abelia   F    Abelle   feminine of Abel
101   Abigail   F  Abaigeal              Irish
229      Adam   M     Adamo            Italian
231      Adam   M      Adan            Spanish
232      Adam   M      Adao         Portuguese
242      Adam   M       Ado           Estonian
243      Adam   M    Adomas         Lithuanian
268  Adelaide   F    Adalia            Spanish
275  Adelaide   F  Adelajda             Polish
277  Adelaide   F  Adelhaid             German

In [18]:

    

df.to_pickle('df_variants_ict.pickle')


    

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